Episodes
Stone Roses Memories - Why Dan had his own poo in his pocket - (Unappreciated) Cooking Bops - MORE Food Tech Drama - I'm a Celebrity - LIVE SICKNESS DIAGNOSIS + FB Mems & More.
Dan is STILL ILL! - Food Tech School Stress - Parent & Child Bays - Diarrhoea (cha cha cha) - Interstellar Travel/Car Park time-loops - Dog Poo Confusion + Megan, FB Mems & More
House of Coughs - Children's Homework - Idiots on the internet - Armchair Experts - Fireworks - Hedgehogs - Dahmer & Serial Killers + Spotted Drama, Comments Corner, FB Mems & More!
Memory Lane - Podding against the clock - A day without children - Fashion - MOT - Gimmick - Childhood + Megan, FB mems & More
Children Homework frustrations - Mental Health Day - Chocolate "Flavour" Club Bars - Trying not to poo himself - Forced Amish-ness - Listener Feedback + Megan, FB mems & More
ADHD Haircut - Attendance Issues - Board Game Stress - Garden Centre Conspiracy - Lost Civilizations - Icks + Comment Corner, Megan, FB Memories & More
Dan talks 1 MARATHON Parenting Day - Moonie-Gate Vindication - Children’s concept of money & postage - I know what you did last summer remake + FB memories & more.
Silliness restored from last week - Anti Blue Light Glasses - Bum Bubble - Football Boot Prince Charming - Baldur's Gate - Bossy Toddler - Uni Days - Stupid Information Retention - Pen-is + FB Memories & More
Charlie Kirk - Unite The Kingdom - Politics (I guess?!) - Daddy-Daughter Influence - Cost of living - "Surprise" Birthday Parties - MORE FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE DRAMA - Biblical Rain + FB Mems & More
My new tripod - Voss Water - The Gimmick Goblet - Warwick Castle - Zog - Anglo-American Relations - Childcare - Facebook Marketplace RAGE - Weddings - Laptops + Megan, FB Mems & More
So many reasons/excuses for no podcast this week.. All found in this short message. BACK NEXT FRIDAY AS USUAL!! I swear down on me great great great nan's grave!!
The All Points East Festival Sahara Desert - Dan learns what love is - Why are 90s sunglasses back?! - The Megan/Nagem Scale - Why fashion trends are stupid + Unasseptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories & more!
Golf debut - GCSEs - Ibiza Final Boss - Miss Rachel Tribute Acts - Arsenal - Parking Apps + Megan, FB Memories & More
Oasis - TV Psychics - Dating - Sydney Sweeney - Labubus - Liquid Death + Megan, FB Mems & More.
Teacher gifts - (Not ALWAYS) Korean Karaoke - Gravy Time - BBB - PROOF DAN'S WIFE EXISTS! - Whispering Toddler - Hulk Hogan - Adult Entertainment I.D Laws - You can't water a caterpillar back to life + unASSeptable, FB Mems & more
A deep dive on Duck-Duck-Goose - The Women's Euros - Why certain people should have to pay more for car insurance! - Cinema visit whinge - The frantic last week of term - The carnage of the summer holidays begins! PLUS UnASSeptable, FB mems & More.
Incase you forgot.. I am back with the next episode on the 25th July.. I am taking 2 weeks to spend quality time with my 3 year old. She does not seem to appreciate the gesture so far.
Glastonbury - Car Boot - London - The Middle Class - Burgers - Allergies - Titanic - Natwest being staffed by pirates - It's been hot - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & more.
It's Dan's Birthday! - Hot Air Balloon Disaster - Uni stories - Eyebrows - Toy Castles - Indigestion - Final Destination the 5D experience - The horror story of the bag in a wheelie bin - Spotted drama - Facebook Mems - UnASSeptable & more.
Dan's best athletics event - Soccer Aid - Donation Culture - Toddler Wake-ups - IMDB rabbit hole - Verbal Stims - New tyre embarrassment - Wi-Fi Stupidity + UnASSeptable, FB Mems & More
Why this podcast took SIX ATTEMPTS - Dan is basically a mechanic now - Toilet Training Nightmares - The Chavvy Potter Sorting Snapback - Couple's TikTok trends need to end - Charger Plate Vindication - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
Stories from the estate - Why is there always an interrogation to buy eye drops?! - The 'tin foil' tin foil hat conspiracy - Do we need communism for uniform cups? - Sydney Sweeney sells her bath water - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
Drink Token stupidity - Places you can't go with a moustache if you don't want to be cliché - Ear Update - Couple's joint hairstyles - Cinema shenanigans - UnASSeptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories + More
Why were Apple Sourz ever a thing?! Ants, Friends turned foe - The great 'No more tears' shampoo conspiracy - Dan tells MENSA not to bother after the latest moment from the twins - "Vintage" - Spotted drama, UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
ADHD (Not at all a) Surprise! Dan is (not) a dab-hand at woodwork.. Does the Buffer bro's dad have a mouses voice?.. Green Bin Faux Pas.. Dan 1-0 BT.. Bill & Ben take up Philosophy.. UnASSeptable.. Spotted Drama.. FB Mems & More
(Oh what?!) ANOTHER SEASON 2 UPDATE!
Hi! Just a little update on when to expect season 2 to commence! And Dan gets into it with a wasp.
Why have awkwardness when you can have conflict?! Why Charger Plates are at least a BIT silly. Grannies in Aldi. Sim Racing. Car Insurance Shakedown. Scooter-Gate. MORE POST Bullsh*t! UnASSeptable, FB Memories + more
Louis Braille - A (not) deep dive, Are Dan's children NPCs? THE MAYO HOUSEHOLD INFIRMARY BACK IN BUSINESS! Ear update with CT Scan embarrassment - How Dan nearly dropkicked a child + FB Memories, Reddit Watch & More
ANOTHER Monster Review - Why is Dan SO MUCH like Julia Roberts?! - Supermarket bins faux pas - Ear update (NOT dying) - New chair (it's AWFUL) + UnASSeptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories & More.