Episodes
Everybody is ill. Was Charlie Chaplin's moustache a casualty of war? Shakespeare PLUS Unasseptable (loads), FB Memories + More.
Is WW2 with Royal Mail inevitable? What age do basic survival instincts kick in with kids? Does a (bad) moustache qualify you for anything? Mums and "mems".. Gary Barlow's son (obviously) PLUS Unasseptable, Local SPOTTED Drama, FB Memories & More.
Why niche fancy dress is best, An insight into the stupid male psyche, Sweet Dream Team nosts, MORE doppelgängers, Why the public shouldn't be allowed projectile explosives + Village drama, Unasseptable & FB Memories.
Dan 1-0 Royal Mail, Dan 1-0 Vinted, Dan 0-0 MOT, Dan 0-100 Doppelganger Facebook Group + Too much Britney Chat, Village Gossip, Unasseptable & FB Memories
The Squeaky-Squawky bird film CONFIRMED! Why Poundland is a myth and deserves no loyalty and how Dan has ended up in front of Royal Mail panel which may or may not involve the King + Village Gosspip, Unasseptable, FB Memories & More.
The world is so LOUD, Bike-ability, Sqwauky Birds & Cola Jam + Why a war with America over Greggs inevitable.
Why Dan have never been on a date, Dan's council estate Coronation Street origin story, how bananas can kill you + the week's UNASSEPTABLE, Village Spotted Gossip & More.
Should you have to prove you can still drive if you end up in the middle of a roundabout? Is CPR the time to be petty? Has health and safety gone mad? Should we be expecting a Netflix series on killer beef-burgers?
Why is my toddler acting like she is doing hard time? Anthony Joshua rolls the dice at suck-sess. Do Cheech & Chong work at my village post office? Does Facebook have the worst legal team? Plus local village SPOTTED drama and more.
Have I got the most rubbish superpower? How is £7.95 NOT enough to get my letter where it needs to go? Can a drunk man fly a plane better than a trained (not drunk) pilot? + The "Div Files" & Latest in village gossip.
Why does my toddler forget she has hands? Is making beans on toast THAT difficult? Why are MOT's so expensive? Was it wise of me to appraise my wife's face?
TicketMASTER?! Is having kids just playing The Sims on hard mode? Is gratuity getting out of hand? Should Hey Duggie be giving me an aneurism? Are pigeons twisted fire-starters?
Who TECHNICALLY moved the SD card on/off the bookshelf? Are Dentists con-artists? Will I get tickets for Oasis? Why are they called doughnuts? How many times SHOULD you wipe your a*se?
Why are Olympic feats pointless? How much public nudity is okay? Aren't Hedgehogs supposed to be good at crossing roads?